Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A smile confuses an approaching frown.
If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.
A smile is a language that even a baby understands.
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.”
“Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.”
“If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"”
“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I love children because they're so honest." There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.”
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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